1 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:07,039 (translation from spanish) no one can force you to work on a Sunday. 2 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:09,575 We could use the extra money. 3 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:13,112 Anyway, she can't take care of herself. 4 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:18,017 She's a grown woman. 5 00:00:20,053 --> 00:00:23,822 She's an actor. You know what they're like. 6 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:28,927 Oh my! 7 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,299 Actors are pigs! 8 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,572 Ethmerelda: Oh miss ellen! 9 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:46,378 (sighs) 10 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,182 Ethmerelda: (blood curdling scream) 11 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,450 Ellen: Sorry. 12 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,253 Ô cheer up, hamlet ô 13 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,988 Ô chin up, hamlet ô 14 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,991 Ô buck up, you melancholy dane ô 15 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,526 Ô so your uncle is a cad ô 16 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,961 Ô who murdered dad and married mum ô 17 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:06,031 Ô that's really no excuse to be as glum as you've become ô 18 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,067 Ô so wise up, hamlet ô 19 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:09,735 Ô rise up, hamlet ô 20 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,871 Ô perk up, and sing a new refrain ô 21 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,540 Ô your incessant monologizing ô 22 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:16,508 Ô fills the castle with ennui ô 23 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:20,079 Ô your antic disposition is embarrassing to see ô 24 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:21,714 Ô and by the way, you sulky brat, ô 25 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,382 Ô the answer is: To be ô 26 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:26,552 Ô you're driving poor ophelia insane ô 27 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,687 Ô so shut up! You rogue and peasant ô 28 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,389 Ô grow up! It's most unpleasant ô 29 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:33,225 Ô cheer up! You melancholy dane! Ô 30 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,829 (cheers and applause) 31 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,802 Anna: It was not a riot. 32 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:47,439 Basil, it was not a riot, it was a party. 33 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,909 No it was- it was a prop sword. 34 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:54,013 Jesus, it had a thingy on the end. 35 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,514 I don't know why you have to write about this. 36 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:56,515 You're a critic. 37 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,852 There's nothing here to criticize. 38 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:02,588 Where's fucking richard? 39 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:03,756 Richard will be in shortly 40 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:05,958 At which time he will happy to answer any questions 41 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:06,959 You may have about shows 42 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,093 Currently on stage or in production. 43 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:09,194 Thank you and goodbye. 44 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,563 And when exactly might that be? 45 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,332 Any minute now, I promise. 46 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,634 This is an outrage! I am outraged! 47 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:16,902 Darren, please. It's Sunday. 48 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,170 I'm not supposed to be in here. 49 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:19,672 I haven't had my breakfast yet. 50 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,874 I spent the night in prison. 51 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:23,275 I had to share a toilet 52 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:26,045 With members of the young company. 53 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:27,613 I am so, so sorry. 54 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:28,981 Fuck your apology, 55 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:31,350 And fuck this tarted-up street fair 56 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,452 That calls itself a theatre festival! 57 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,553 Agh! 58 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:38,023 Fuck you too, you dumbass bastard! 59 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:39,458 Richard: Anna. 60 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,759 Richard. 61 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,028 There's been an incident. 62 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,431 Richard: A million people have already told me. 63 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:46,498 I hope that's juice on your pants 64 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:49,802 Why don't you go use the ladies room. 65 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,739 I want her fired! I want everyone fired! 66 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,207 Darren, you're upset. 67 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:57,676 No, I'm outraged. 68 00:02:57,744 --> 00:03:00,946 He stabbed me, richard. Again. 69 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:05,250 I want him fired first - publicly. 70 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:06,418 Have you had any breakfast? 71 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:08,220 What is this obsession you people have with breakfast? 72 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:11,190 I was stabbed by a madman. 73 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:12,891 Have you eaten anything? 74 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,259 I had a cruller in the hospital. 75 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:15,427 Well come, look, let's... 76 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:16,428 Let me buy you breakfast 77 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:17,496 And then we'll talk about this incident. 78 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:18,430 Incident? 79 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:20,666 You make it sound like an ill-timed fart. 80 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:24,003 I was stabbed, for the love of god! 81 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:24,803 Come on, let's... 82 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,638 Ugh! 83 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:30,943 I can't rehearse today. I can't face the actors. 84 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,311 Where am I going? He could be out there 85 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,079 With a gun waiting to shoot me down. 86 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,714 Darren, you're safe. 87 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,816 Geoffrey isn't going to hurt you or anyone. 88 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,386 I've made sure of that. 89 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:44,857 Go! 90 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:46,992 Officer radley: You've been charged with causing a disturbance 91 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,895 As defined under section 175 of the criminal code. 92 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,964 Frank: Well I'm certainly guilty. 93 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,800 I'm truly sorry for my terrible behavior. 94 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,468 He's not the judge, duckie. 95 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,971 Save your groveling for the court. 96 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:01,740 Officer radley: Talk to a lawyer. He'll explain your options. 97 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:02,474 You're free to go. 98 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,543 Lawyer? I don't have a lawyer. 99 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:05,344 I have an agent. 100 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,112 Oh please, duckie. 101 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,213 Marcel couldn't even get you out 102 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,015 Of that bloody tour of "godspell". 103 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:15,187 Do you really think he can keep you out of jail? 104 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,355 Well that's the last of them. 105 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,323 Except for one. Geoffrey tennant. 106 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:21,126 Him, we're gonna have to keep him for observation. 107 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,428 Why? 108 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:23,896 Officer radley: Because he was found drunk, in tights, 109 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:26,165 Trying to stab people with a sword. 110 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:26,665 Oh. 111 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,468 That's just geoffrey being geoffrey. 112 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:31,170 Well regardless, we're gonna have to keep him 113 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:33,172 'til the doctor says it's okay to release him. 114 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:34,206 Oh, please... 115 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,108 Look, I know what you actors are like. 116 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:37,409 Oh, let's not get ugly here. 117 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:38,877 Officer radley: I know what you actors are like 118 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,679 Because my son is an actor. 119 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,248 He's in paris right now, studying buffoon. 120 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:44,283 What's- 121 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,617 It's a kind of a clown. 122 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:48,087 Now, I'm worried that mr. Tennant's recent display 123 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,255 Was something more than an actor's tendency 124 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,491 To deal with powerful and conflicting emotions 125 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:54,360 In a theatrical manner. 126 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:57,129 This morning I had a call from someone at the theatre. 127 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,832 Now I want you to be honest with me... 128 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,633 Is he crazy? 129 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:02,067 No. 130 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,103 No. 131 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:06,939 Well, he was at one time. 132 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,508 Thank you. You'll get him back after the doctor sees him. 133 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:09,975 Oh... 134 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:12,945 (frustrated sigh) 135 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,924 Jack: Were you ever in girl scouts? 136 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,926 Kate: I was a brownie, briefly. 137 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,962 Jack: So you went camping? 138 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,463 Kate: Sure, if you call two nights 139 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:34,667 With a premenstrual ranger camping. 140 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:36,435 Why do you ask? 141 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:40,005 Jack: This is the first time I've ever slept outside. 142 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,640 Kate: Get out. 143 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:42,941 Jack: I had allergies when I was a kid, 144 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:46,145 So I never got to go to camp or anything. 145 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,980 Did you have braces? 146 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,415 Jack: Yeah. 147 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:50,416 I was fat too. 148 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:51,550 Kate: (gasps) 149 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:53,519 You were a loser. 150 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,921 Hard to believe, isn't it? 151 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:57,256 (laughs) 152 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:05,364 Man, it's amazing we didn't screw last night. 153 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:05,898 Wow. 154 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,701 Sorry, but it is amazing. 155 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:11,870 Are you disappointed? 156 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,305 No. I hate sex. 157 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,410 You know, I might be a weirdo or something. 158 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:19,578 I don't think you're a weirdo. 159 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:23,515 A weirdo would have killed me in my sleep last night. 160 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,350 Come on. 161 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:25,851 Why do you want to have sex with me? 162 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:26,585 Jack: Why? 163 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:27,386 Yeah. 164 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:28,821 Jack: 'cause... 165 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,991 We've got a thing here. 166 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:35,828 A thing? 167 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:39,665 Jack: Yes, there's a thing happening between us. 168 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:40,833 Right? 169 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,771 Yeah, there's a thing. 170 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:53,112 Okay. 171 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,381 Take me out for breakfast 172 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:59,585 And we'll talk about when we're going to screw. 173 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,821 Jack: Do you have hash browns in canada? 174 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,823 Kate: (laughing) yes! 175 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,532 Cell mate: (groans and moans) 176 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:24,009 Officer radley: You're up. 177 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,010 Where are all the others? 178 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,679 Officer radley: Released - about an hour ago. 179 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,080 If you're hungry, I can get you juice and a bun. 180 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,114 Geoffrey: No thanks. 181 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,816 I think I'll just get something on the outside. 182 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,819 Officer radley: Yeah well, I can't let you go just yet. 183 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:34,753 Why not? 184 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,555 I'm required to ask you a question. 185 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,357 Are you a suicide risk? 186 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,258 (laughs) 187 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,227 Isn't everybody? 188 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:46,298 Officer radley: Okay, I'm gonna need your belt and your shoelaces, please. 189 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:47,633 Oh you gotta be kidding me. 190 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,101 Officer radley: I asked you if you were a suicide risk, 191 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,103 You did not reply in the negative. 192 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,806 Please, I was kidding, 193 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:56,608 And I just can't take any more humiliation right now. 194 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:57,543 And I can't take anymore 195 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:00,145 Suicide spectacles in my memory. 196 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,947 That gallery is full. 197 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:05,184 Now your belt and your shoelaces, please. 198 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:07,519 No. 199 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,255 Sid, I need backup. 200 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,825 Oh come on, please don't call sid. 201 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,660 I apologize for being sarcastic 202 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:18,697 And I promise you I am not a risk of any kind. 203 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,132 I can see this is upsetting for you. 204 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,935 And I know you have a job to do and all that, but... 205 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:26,305 I mean really, am I likely to do something crazy 206 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,441 With another guy in the cell. 207 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,044 We can do this the easy way- 208 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:34,580 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 209 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:35,581 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 210 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,283 All right, all right, all right, all right. 211 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,551 Christ. 212 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,186 Christ. 213 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,355 You know, christ isn't a bad place to start 214 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,457 When you feel this way. 215 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:50,462 Hey wait a minute. What about the other guy? 216 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,864 Why don't- why don't you take- 217 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,466 You're not gonna take his belt too? 218 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,101 Oliver: Well don't you remember, geoffrey? 219 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:59,705 I'm a suspender man. Better for the digestion. 220 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,306 Oh no. 221 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,543 Oliver: "christ isn't a bad place to start when you feel this way"? 222 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:07,279 Isn't that rich? (laughs) 223 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,815 That's not a good position for prison, darling. 224 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,669 Ethmerelda, um... Que esta pasa? 225 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,140 Some people at the house last night. 226 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,843 There was some troubles - a fight. 227 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,244 A fight? 228 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,213 Princess! 229 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,349 She's in the back, mr. Sloan. 230 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,617 Gracias ethmerelda. 231 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,487 Ellen: Mmm! 232 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,323 And sloan just came in. 233 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:52,658 Sloan... 234 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,495 Right, that one. 235 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,397 Well, it was wonderful for you to call, bassy, 236 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,132 And I'm fine, really. But I would appreciate 237 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,167 Some restraint from the press. 238 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,569 Yes, I know you will. 239 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,371 (chuckles) bye bye. 240 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,108 (sighs) 241 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,309 I want to know everything. 242 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,277 Oh, honey, there was a party, 243 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,246 People got a little drunk, then there was a fight 244 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,748 And the police came. It was nothing, really. 245 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:19,351 See, there was a fight and you didn't call me? 246 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,953 I didn't think of it. Sorry. 247 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,055 (sighs) but I'm your man. 248 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,523 Of course you are, sweetie. 249 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,592 Wait, who started it? 250 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:27,559 Why? 251 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,994 Are you gonna avenge my honour? 252 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:29,862 Fuckin' a. 253 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:32,297 Oh honey, don't get all worked up. 254 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,832 A bunch of actors were letting off steam. 255 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:34,733 Everything's fine. 256 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,670 Nothing too valuable got broken. 257 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,909 This is the little pig I bought you in barrie. 258 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,778 Oh... I'm sorry. 259 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,614 Oh let's forget about it. 260 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:53,419 Do you want to go upstairs and have a little snack? 261 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,319 You know I want to. 262 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,120 Well, let's go then. 263 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,222 I can't. I got a race tonight. 264 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,458 Oh god, the moto-thingy. 265 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,827 You know I can't do the deed on a race day, you know that. 266 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,028 Don't call it "the deed", honey. 267 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,797 What about after the race? I could meet you somewhere. 268 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,765 You're not coming to watch? 269 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:10,169 No, I have a late rehearsal. 270 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:13,706 Why do you want me there? I don't know anything about it. 271 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,208 The biggest hill is right in front of the stands, right? 272 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,843 So when I hit the top, 273 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,112 I hang in the air for like 3 seconds of air. 274 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,246 I want to be able to look down there 275 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,116 And see my lady, you know? 276 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,285 I'll see if I can get off early. 277 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:30,122 But don't be angry with me if I can't make it, all right? 278 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,959 I can't be angry with you. I love you. 279 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,203 It was geoffrey tennant. He started it. 280 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,371 Fuck! 281 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,905 You mean your old boyfriend came to our house 282 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,841 To stir up some shit? 283 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,109 Our house? 284 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,745 Sorry, the fucker broke our pig. 285 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:57,850 Put it out of your mind, sweetie, you're in training. 286 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,655 Oliver: Well, at least you're not in 287 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,592 A straight jacket this time, geoffrey. 288 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,828 'tis a cruelty to load a falling man. 289 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:10,829 Sorry. 290 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,633 Let's cut to the chase, shall we? 291 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,769 Are you dead or am I insane? 292 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:17,870 I don't see why those two thoughts 293 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,505 Are mutually exclusive. 294 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,439 Geoffrey: Well if I'm ins ne, 295 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,075 Then I'm talking to myself, aren't I? 296 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,511 Oliver: And I'm a figment of your deranged mind. 297 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,445 Aye. 298 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,913 I'd rather be dead, thank you very much. 299 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,948 Geoffrey: And I do not want to be insane. 300 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,084 I refuse to be insane. 301 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,352 That's the spirit. 302 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,487 Geoffrey: So I'm going to assume that you're a ghost, oliver. 303 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,890 It's the only sane thing to do, given the circumstances. 304 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,926 Right. Okay. So you're dead then. 305 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,629 If you say so. 306 00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:44,697 All right. 307 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:49,935 What's it like - "the undiscovered country"? 308 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,038 It's not far off from what I expected, really. 309 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,941 Geoffrey: Is it a relief though? 310 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,378 It must be a great relief, being dead. 311 00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,281 Has death put an end to "the heart-ache 312 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,651 And the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to"? 313 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:09,188 Hmm, my knee doesn't bother me anymore. 314 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,624 More than anything I feel forgotten... 315 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,794 Like an old phone number. 316 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:18,931 I feel like I'm barely here at all. 317 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,034 Does that make any sense to you? 318 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:24,503 Oh yes. 319 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:29,875 Death really isn't worth the effort, geoffrey. 320 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:34,646 Lunch. 321 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,789 A gift from god.U know. 322 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,723 It's all so sordid. 323 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,924 Oh, come on. 324 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,326 It's not like we got pictures of him getting it up the ass 325 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,361 From a tranny hooker. 326 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,096 My god, the life you've lead. 327 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,097 You made the call? 328 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,165 Yes. 329 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,135 He's being held for psychiatric evaluation. 330 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,403 Okay, you make sure that the press is there 331 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,471 When he's released. We want more pictures. 332 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:00,739 Right. 333 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,742 Oh and I spoke to darren nichols. 334 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,210 He's very upset, naturally. 335 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,512 Well, he was stabbed. 336 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,414 He wasn't stabbed. 337 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,883 He was twacked on the arm with a prop sword. 338 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,317 He'll barely get a bruise. 339 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,521 No, no, he was viciously attacked and stabbed 340 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:19,324 By a wild-eyed drunk. That's good. 341 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,726 Anyway, he's very upset at geoffrey 342 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:21,694 Because he thinks that geoffrey 343 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:22,928 Turned part of the cast against him, 344 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,096 Which is true, I think. 345 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,898 Okay, you have to fuel his paranoia. 346 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,368 A crippled hamlet will definitely help our cause. 347 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,669 What? 348 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,804 May: Richard. 349 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,805 May. 350 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,840 May: I'm sorry, am I interrupting something? 351 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,609 No, no, we were just discussing the incident. 352 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,777 May: Yes. 353 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:44,049 Richard, I just wanted to say that the whole affair 354 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,250 Is disgraceful 355 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,219 And I can't help but feel responsible. 356 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,254 Oh no, may no. 357 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:53,058 I encouraged the board to bring geoffrey in. 358 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,361 It was my mistake. I thought he was more stable. 359 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:59,565 May, you can't be responsible for the actions of a mad man. 360 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,166 Where is geoffrey now? 361 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,536 I think he's being held for a psychiatric evaluation. 362 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,305 Oh good lord. 363 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:11,176 Well, I'll do what I can to calm the board. 364 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,178 If you need help dealing with the press... 365 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,347 Oh no, may. I've got everything in hand. 366 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,348 May: Yes. 367 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,651 Well I... Won't waste your time any longer. 368 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,388 Um, thank you, richard. 369 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,089 Holly: Thanks may. 370 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,161 It's a gift from god. 371 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,765 Jack: What about tomorrow night? 372 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,333 I can't have sex tomorrow night. 373 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,136 I'm understudying caroline in the cherry orchard. 374 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,570 After the show? 375 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,371 Mmm mmm. 376 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,440 Claire's gonna be home and... 377 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,341 And I'm just not ready 378 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,410 To spend the night at your place. 379 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,813 You don't want to have sex with me. 380 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,616 Yes I do, mr. Superstar. 381 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:02,428 Okay, how about Wednesday morning after claire's gone? 382 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,764 I like doing it in the morning. 383 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,767 Oh shit! 384 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,371 I have stage combat. 385 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,872 You're killing me. 386 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:17,676 Kate: Well, maybe we should have done it last night. 387 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,812 Jack: We could do it right now. 388 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,980 We could roll around on the counter. 389 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:24,216 And just waltz into rehearsal all smiley faced 390 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,584 With hash brown in our hair? 391 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,619 People'll never make the connection. 392 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,854 Unh uh. 393 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,255 Dj 1: It was some sort of a riot at a party, wasn't it? 394 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,690 Dj 2: Well details are sketchy 395 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,859 But it seems artistic director geoffrey tennant- 396 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,828 Dj 1: (laughs) a bit of a nutbar... 397 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,096 Dj 2: Right. Well he crashes the party 398 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,398 In full shakespearean gear- 399 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,532 Dj 1: Get outta town! 400 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,735 Dj 2: Yes, complete with leotards and a sword. 401 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,036 Dj 1: Oh mama! 402 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,505 Dj 2: That settles it kids, stay in and watch tv, 403 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,742 Theatre's just too, too violent. 404 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,609 Dj 1: Good one, vince. 405 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,144 Oh my god. 406 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,015 Do you think they're gonna cancel rehearsal? 407 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,583 If they do we're screwing at my place. 408 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,417 (sighs) 409 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,066 (murmur of audience) 410 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,614 Officer radley: How are you feelin', mr. Tennant? 411 00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:29,348 Peachy. 412 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,316 There's a doctor in my office 413 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,419 Like to come in and have a little chat with you. 414 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,486 Does he wants to have a little chat, 415 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,255 Or is he employed by the city 416 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,725 To evaluate the mental state of violent detainees? 417 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,460 Take a couple of minutes to prepare yourself, 418 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,828 And then I'll let him in. 419 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,096 Danke schoen. 420 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,768 Oliver: Let's hope the doctor's a fan. 421 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:50,836 Oh no, please. Not now! 422 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,838 Oliver: Geoffrey, I think you should prepare, 423 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,274 Just as the good officer suggested. 424 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,842 Oliver, go away. 425 00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,913 Oliver: Honestly geoffrey, honestly, I don't think you're insane. 426 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,614 At worst, you're conflicted. 427 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,649 You don't really expect me 428 00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:06,652 To take anything you say seriously, do you? 429 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,354 Oliver: Why did you attack darren last night? 430 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,189 Because I hate him. 431 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,392 Oliver: No, you've always hated him. 432 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,260 All right. 433 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,295 Because he's ruining the play. 434 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,596 Why not just take it over? 435 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,831 Geoffrey: I don't want to play this game, oliver. 436 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,165 Oliver: Why did you choose corporate masturbation 437 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,934 Over the greatest play ever written? 438 00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:22,968 You know why. 439 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:23,469 Why? 440 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,305 Because... Because I'm- 441 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,374 Because obviously I'm... 442 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,042 Because I'm afraid. 443 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,577 Oliver: Afraid of what? 444 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,778 Of looking like a fool. 445 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,247 I am sick of looking like a fool. 446 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,682 Oliver: Look at you. 447 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,250 You couldn't look more like a fool 448 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,119 If you were wearing the cap and bells. 449 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,620 What's your point, topper? 450 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:42,788 What you did last night 451 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,591 Had nothing to do with darren or the play. 452 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,826 It was all about ellen. 453 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,429 Ellen? 454 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,966 Oliver: You still feel a strong erotic desire to possess her. 455 00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:55,000 You... 456 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:57,736 Bite me. 457 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,938 I mean, look at the freudian symbolism. 458 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,741 You penetrated her home and exploded, didn't you? 459 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,976 You little horn dog. 460 00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:06,679 It wasn't about revenge or artistic integrity, 461 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,782 It was about sex. Sex, sex, sex. 462 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,816 You're conveniently forgetting 463 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,118 That I would not even be here at all 464 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,587 If you had not screwed her in the first place! 465 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,256 That was something else entirely. 466 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,190 Oh, was it? 467 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,159 That was about power. 468 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,130 Oh god, they're coming to take me away. 469 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,231 Hee, hee, ha, ha, ho, ho. 470 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,966 Look geoffrey... 471 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,035 Resolve your feelings for ellen 472 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,471 And everything else will fall into place. 473 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,773 Trust me. 474 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,910 Do you honestly think I could ever trust you? 475 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,211 The dead don't lie. 476 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,512 Ah ha! 477 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,648 What if you're not dead after all? 478 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:46,018 (sighs) jesus murphy. 479 00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:48,887 Then listen to what's left of your reason. 480 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,123 (snaps his fingers) 481 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,831 Geoffrey, dr. Lambert. 482 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:05,904 I'll be right outside the door if you need anything. 483 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:06,805 Hi. 484 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,174 I'm a huge fan! 485 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,676 Thank god. 486 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,614 Holly: Whether he is deranged or not is beside the point. 487 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,149 No, he may have been 488 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,784 In complete control of his faculties 489 00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:20,819 When he crashed oliver welles' memorial, 490 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,955 Or when he slammed the festival 491 00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:25,991 Over and over again in the press, 492 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,094 Or when he stabbed darren nichols... 493 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,363 With a sword. 494 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,900 No, clearly the question is not "is he a madman?" 495 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,035 The question is, "what can this man 496 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,103 Possibly offer our festival?" 497 00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,938 (murmurings) 498 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,941 Holly; now, may silverstone is perhaps the best qualified person 499 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,144 To answer that question but um, unfortunately 500 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:48,814 She seems to have forgotten our little meeting. 501 00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:51,216 So, ladies and gentlemen, I put it to you 502 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,786 That the biggest crisis facing new burbage right now 503 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:57,823 Is not flagging ticket sales, nor is it changing demographics 504 00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:02,561 But frankly, frankly it is a lack of damn leadership! 505 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,265 Cyril: Okay, back to the bloody - grindstone. 506 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:09,468 Frank: I'm glad I'm out of that dreadful cell. 507 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:13,172 Not exactly the stuff of adolescent fantasies, was it? 508 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,107 The whole thing has been dreadful. 509 00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:18,077 That lawyer tells me I'll have to pay a fine. 510 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,945 Here, you don't think I'll have trouble 511 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,280 Crossing the border, do you? 512 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,582 Ah, not with a clean record, no. 513 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,284 I get stopped every time. 514 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:26,485 What you? 515 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:31,156 An inopportune fellatio at the '79 royal winter fair. 516 00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:34,426 I've been persona non-bloody grata ever since. 517 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,496 Oh there's a lesson in that. 518 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:44,036 Well, everyone's gathered for the return of the fallen. 519 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:46,705 A pint says we lose another day. 520 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,941 They wouldn't send us back home again. 521 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:50,409 It's hamlet. 522 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:54,313 We do have to rehearse the damn thing. 523 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,026 Honey, can I give you some advice? 524 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,093 Kate: Sure. 525 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,428 Stop it now. 526 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,929 You're making a fool out of yourself. 527 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,631 Kate: (laughs) what? 528 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,768 I'm just doing a sun salute. 529 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,936 Look, I know what you're doing. 530 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,571 I've seen a lot of pretty girls 531 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,707 Before you try to become players at the festival 532 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,610 By blowing the star, or the visiting director 533 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,045 Or the designer or whatever. 534 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,180 And it doesn't work. 535 00:22:28,248 --> 00:22:30,482 Frankly I thought you were above it. 536 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,216 (sighs) 537 00:22:33,053 --> 00:22:35,120 You don't know what you're talking about. 538 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,755 Oh I do, kate. 539 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:40,025 If you want to make a name for yourself at the festival? 540 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:42,194 Try being a good actress, 541 00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:43,328 Okay? 542 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:49,635 Ellen: Sorry, sorry. 543 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:50,903 Sorry. 544 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,771 Relax, darren's not here yet. 545 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:54,206 That doesn't surprise me. 546 00:22:54,274 --> 00:22:57,710 Ellen, I want to apologize for my outburst last night. 547 00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:58,644 You'll have to be more specific. 548 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,245 There were so many outbursts. 549 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,114 About actors being filthy children 550 00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:04,750 Who can't take of themselves blah, blah, blah... 551 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,885 Mmm, yes. That one. 552 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:09,588 I'm sorry. I was drunk. 553 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,224 Maria, don't worry about it. Anyway, as it turned out 554 00:23:12,292 --> 00:23:14,727 Your comments were sadly prophetic. 555 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:15,661 Yeah. 556 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,563 No need to apologize. 557 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,098 Run and get me a coffee, will you? Double, double, 558 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:23,202 And see if you can scrounge up a couple of biscuits. 559 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:24,403 Bitch. 560 00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:30,542 Darren: Fuck 561 00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:32,845 I can't. 562 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,013 I can't go in there. Oh darren, pi can't face them. 563 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,681 I've lost their respect. 564 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:38,017 Darren, you're exaggerating. 565 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:38,984 They hate me. 566 00:23:39,052 --> 00:23:41,253 Some of them said so to my face. 567 00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:43,422 They were cheering geoffrey on. 568 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,791 Darren, they're actors. They're dramatic- 569 00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:49,461 I'm used to being hated, that's my thing.Ard! 570 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,030 But I can't function as a director 571 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,564 Unless that hatred is kept in check 572 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:56,101 By a thin, calculated veneer of invulnerability. 573 00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:59,838 Darren, please. We have- 574 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:02,074 And another thing... 575 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:09,214 I may have cried when I was stabbed. 576 00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,583 They may have seen me crying. 577 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:14,920 Darren, everyone cries when they're stabbed. 578 00:24:14,988 --> 00:24:17,156 There's no shame in that. 579 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:19,458 Now, come on. Okay? 580 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:26,298 If the actors attack, you know what to do. 581 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,736 Frank: Here he comes. 582 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,775 Okay everyone, before you begin today 583 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:40,746 I would like to say something. 584 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:45,284 The last 24 hours have been very difficult for everybody. 585 00:24:45,352 --> 00:24:47,119 And I'm not here to point fingers, 586 00:24:47,187 --> 00:24:49,555 However, the reputation of this festival 587 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:51,123 Has been tarnished. 588 00:24:51,191 --> 00:24:52,791 I mean, we've gotten bad press before 589 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:56,962 But never has it sunk to the level of ridicule, 590 00:24:57,030 --> 00:25:00,265 And that is something I will not tolerate. 591 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,901 So I want everyone to put this incident behind them, 592 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,170 And to focus on the matter at hand 593 00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:08,841 And to put on a good hamlet, because that, after all, 594 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:12,845 Is what you're paid for, if I'm not mistaken. 595 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:17,216 Are there any questions? 596 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:19,051 Who are they? 597 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:22,855 Richard: Oh uh, darren requested them. 598 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,024 They're for your own protection. 599 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,058 (snickers) 600 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,928 That's it! I can't continue. 601 00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:34,933 I am not mentally prepared for hamlet at this time. 602 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,104 Richard: All right, release them. 603 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,407 Richard:A: Yes, again. 604 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,344 Everyone's released. 605 00:25:45,412 --> 00:25:48,514 You owe me a pint, duckie. 606 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:49,748 Crikey. 607 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:10,936 Sloan: Geoffrey tennant? 608 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:12,738 Geoffrey: Mmm hmm. 609 00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:13,706 Oh! 610 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:15,441 Sloan: Get up, asshole. C'mon! 611 00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:17,343 Geoffrey: Oh yeah. 612 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,911 You would be ellen's boy. 613 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,546 I'm her man, sucker! 614 00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:23,549 Uh huh. And so this would be an ass kicking? 615 00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:25,150 Damn right. 616 00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:27,286 Well I think I at least deserve to know why. 617 00:26:27,354 --> 00:26:29,355 Sloan: 'cause you busted up her place, asshole! 618 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:30,956 That right. And why did I do that? 619 00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:31,824 Sloan: I don't know. 620 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:34,293 Some fucked up crazy ex-boyfriend shit! 621 00:26:34,361 --> 00:26:38,197 That's right. That's exactly what it was. 622 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,531 Fuck, my hand. 623 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,034 It's my throttle hand, too. 624 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:45,404 Geoffrey: Well can you open it and close it? 625 00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:46,405 Barely. 626 00:26:46,473 --> 00:26:47,239 Geoffrey: All right, well it's not broken. 627 00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:49,808 Stop whining. How's my eye look? 628 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,677 Fucked up. 629 00:26:51,745 --> 00:26:55,481 I think you should know that ellen's place getting busted up, 630 00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:57,249 That was an unfortunate result 631 00:26:57,317 --> 00:26:58,884 Of me kicking another guy's ass. 632 00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:01,520 Sort of like collateral damage. 633 00:27:01,588 --> 00:27:03,088 What other guy? 634 00:27:03,156 --> 00:27:04,256 Darren nichols. 635 00:27:04,324 --> 00:27:06,692 He's a director and he said some disparaging things 636 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,527 About her in rehearsals. 637 00:27:08,595 --> 00:27:09,728 Disparaging? 638 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:12,865 He said some bad things. 639 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,833 So I stabbed him. 640 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:15,901 Get the fuck outta here. 641 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:17,202 Really. 642 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,104 With a sword. 643 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:19,638 Okay... 644 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,241 So why'd you kick another guy's ass 645 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:26,812 For disparaging a girl you're not even with anymore? 646 00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:30,282 Do you love ellen? 647 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:31,750 Fuckin' right. 648 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,520 Geoffrey: Well, if you feel the same way now as I did seven years ago, 649 00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:37,489 Then you're gonna spend the rest of your life 650 00:27:37,557 --> 00:27:39,324 Kicking other people's asses for her, 651 00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:40,426 Whether you're with her or not. 652 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:44,797 That's just how truly horrible life can be. 653 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:49,635 Give me a hand. 654 00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:52,604 I've got some ice in my office. 655 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:53,672 What? 656 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:56,508 For your fist and my eye. 657 00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,449 (heavy breathing) 658 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:09,688 Kate: You know what? 659 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:12,558 I did have sex with a star once. 660 00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:16,061 It was in fort mcmurry 661 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:18,297 And he was in a tim horton's commercial. 662 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,332 Jack: Oh yeah? 663 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,502 Kate: He was the star at our school. 664 00:28:24,404 --> 00:28:27,806 Jack: I did an arby's commercial once. 665 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:30,442 Kate: Don't ruin this for me. 666 00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:39,818 Ellen: (screams) 667 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:40,452 Hi. 668 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,687 Ellen: Oh god, geoffrey. 669 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,692 (clears his throat) 670 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,893 I'm sorry. 671 00:28:47,961 --> 00:28:48,961 There are so many things 672 00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:51,730 To which your pathetic apology could apply. 673 00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:53,565 Well, we could start with the duel. 674 00:28:53,633 --> 00:28:54,600 You mean the riot? 675 00:28:54,668 --> 00:28:56,835 I was not specifically responsible for the riot. 676 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,371 The riot was a result of the duel. 677 00:28:59,439 --> 00:29:00,372 I'm on my way out. 678 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,041 Ellen... 679 00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:06,145 I am making an attempt here to start the healing process. 680 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:08,781 Do you think you could at least acknowledge that? 681 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:13,752 Acknowledge the empty gesture? Sure, I'll acknowledge it. 682 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,321 I don't remember darren doing that. 683 00:29:16,389 --> 00:29:17,823 Oh no, it's very hard to punch someone in the face 684 00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:20,059 When you're crouched in a corner weeping. 685 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,428 Your boyfriend did this. 686 00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:24,096 You sicced him on me. 687 00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:24,530 Yes. 688 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:27,333 Well, I like him. 689 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,702 He's going to make a fine man one of these days. 690 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,003 Can I come in? 691 00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:31,904 No. 692 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:33,105 You know, I really didn't get a good look 693 00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:35,207 At the old place last night, what with all the hullabaloo, 694 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:37,509 And the swordplay. 695 00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:40,346 Oh look, you repainted. 696 00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:42,981 Said goodbye to the whimsy of the pea-green living room. 697 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:43,782 Get out. 698 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,051 What else has changed? 699 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,786 Still got the big thing. 700 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:49,822 We got that in st. Jacob's, if I recall. 701 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:52,057 Had to rent a truck. 702 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,859 What about the bed? 703 00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:56,628 'ol' ironside still there? 704 00:29:56,696 --> 00:29:58,330 I had some of the best times of my life in that bed. 705 00:29:58,398 --> 00:29:59,665 Ellen: That's it. I'm calling the police. 706 00:29:59,733 --> 00:30:00,799 Geoffrey: Ellen... 707 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:02,034 I see oliver... 708 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,371 Frequently. 709 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,775 What are you talking about? 710 00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:13,312 He pops up when I'm distraught, 711 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,716 Which is quite often lately. 712 00:30:17,784 --> 00:30:18,784 Anyway, when I was in jail, 713 00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:22,755 Without my belt and my shoelaces, I might add, 714 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:24,590 He said something. 715 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:27,493 He said that I still desire you. 716 00:30:29,529 --> 00:30:31,864 And that this motivates me, 717 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:35,501 Or prevents me from doing certain things - 718 00:30:38,071 --> 00:30:39,204 This desire. 719 00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:42,875 I'm paraphrasing. 720 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,277 My god, you are mad. 721 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,547 Apparently. 722 00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:52,518 But not in the way that you think. 723 00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:57,156 Well, I'll uh... 724 00:30:58,892 --> 00:30:59,658 I'll go. 725 00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:05,330 So you, you... 726 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,634 You don't see him? 727 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:12,171 Oliver? No, geoffrey. 728 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:17,509 I just thought maybe because we both loved him once that... 729 00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:22,281 I don't know how these things work. 730 00:31:23,016 --> 00:31:25,718 I'm sorry for everything. 731 00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:28,053 All right. 732 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:33,425 I thought I saw him once, last Thursday. 733 00:31:33,493 --> 00:31:34,793 It was the top of the second act of the dream, 734 00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:36,362 I was on stage, 735 00:31:36,429 --> 00:31:38,263 And I caught sight of someone in the wings. 736 00:31:38,331 --> 00:31:41,600 He was staring at me and I thought, 737 00:31:41,668 --> 00:31:43,535 It's oliver. 738 00:31:43,603 --> 00:31:45,804 A chill ran down my spine. 739 00:31:45,872 --> 00:31:47,172 Yeah, of course. 740 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,073 No. 741 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:51,944 It was the look on his face. 742 00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:56,115 It was so... Sad and frightened. 743 00:31:59,019 --> 00:32:00,919 Full of dread. 744 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,857 It put me off for the rest of the show. 745 00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:06,358 Oh I'm sure his expression 746 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,760 Wasn't a comment on your performance. 747 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:12,531 I'm sure it had something to do with being dead. 748 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,267 (rumble of a motorcycle) 749 00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:20,906 (horn honks) 750 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:25,611 I have to go. I have an appointment. 751 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:31,817 You can take a few minutes to look around if you like. 752 00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:35,320 Just lock the door when you leave. 753 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,101 Ellen: (screams) 754 00:32:54,074 --> 00:32:56,075 Jack: (whistles happily) 755 00:33:25,739 --> 00:33:29,541 So is "moving target" gonna be a huge hit? 756 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:31,310 Jack: What do you think? 757 00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:34,747 I think it sounds like a nice quiet little movie. 758 00:33:34,814 --> 00:33:38,117 Who's going to play dr. Janna north? 759 00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:39,551 Jack: Madonna. 760 00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:42,287 Wow. 761 00:33:44,391 --> 00:33:46,759 All I can say is wow. 762 00:33:52,665 --> 00:33:55,701 Um, uh what about "montana untitled"? 763 00:33:55,769 --> 00:33:59,972 Jack: Oh that one's great. It's perfect. 764 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,841 Is there a part for you? 765 00:34:02,909 --> 00:34:03,308 Yes. 766 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:07,346 Kate: Is it a good one? 767 00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:09,415 A great one. I want it, 768 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:13,218 But they're probably going to give it to someone else. 769 00:34:13,286 --> 00:34:14,820 Did you have to read for it? 770 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:16,522 Eight times. 771 00:34:19,693 --> 00:34:23,162 It was good, too, best reading ever. 772 00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:27,366 I loved playing the part just in the room. 773 00:34:29,102 --> 00:34:31,904 Kate: I hope you get it. 774 00:34:31,971 --> 00:34:36,809 They're going to give it to someone else. 775 00:34:36,876 --> 00:34:39,144 That's one of the reasons I'm here, actually. 776 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:43,415 To get some legitimacy as an actor, you know? 777 00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:46,218 But playing a part like hamlet, even in canada,s stupid 778 00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:49,855 Ups your credibility in the states. 779 00:34:56,396 --> 00:34:58,530 What's the matter? 780 00:35:05,305 --> 00:35:09,742 Okay, um claire freaked me out in rehearsal. 781 00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:12,011 She said something... 782 00:35:12,812 --> 00:35:14,680 What? 783 00:35:14,748 --> 00:35:18,283 She accused me of being a player by sleeping with you. 784 00:35:18,351 --> 00:35:21,153 A player? She's one to talk. 785 00:35:21,221 --> 00:35:22,054 Yeah. 786 00:35:22,122 --> 00:35:24,923 It's the cast slut thing. It's started. 787 00:35:24,991 --> 00:35:27,926 Jack: Yeah well, fuck her. 788 00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:29,695 Yeah. 789 00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:37,536 It's just that if she thinks it 790 00:35:37,604 --> 00:35:39,672 Then everybody thinks it, right? 791 00:35:39,739 --> 00:35:41,240 You said you didn't care what people thought. 792 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:43,842 Kate: Well, I guess I do. 793 00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:45,277 And anyway, madonna? 794 00:35:45,345 --> 00:35:47,446 You're going to be in a movie with madonna? 795 00:35:47,514 --> 00:35:48,981 Jesus christ, you are a star. 796 00:35:49,049 --> 00:35:50,182 She might not do it. 797 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:54,353 Oh my god, what am I doing with you? 798 00:35:54,421 --> 00:35:59,458 Kate: You know, maybe I am having sex with you 'cause you're a star. 799 00:35:59,893 --> 00:36:01,260 Come on. 800 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:03,962 That's insulting, okay? 801 00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:06,765 Kate, claire is just- kate! 802 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:09,668 Claire's just being a bitch. 803 00:36:09,736 --> 00:36:13,572 I just have to think about this, okay? 804 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:18,811 I loved it. 805 00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:23,215 I'll see you at rehearsal. 806 00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:32,391 (mutters to himself) 807 00:36:37,597 --> 00:36:39,431 (continues muttering) 808 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:47,439 An after eight... 809 00:36:54,347 --> 00:36:56,415 Hi, I'm okay now. 810 00:37:02,322 --> 00:37:05,090 Geoffrey: Darren, it's okay. I've come to do you a favour. 811 00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:06,291 A favour? 812 00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:08,060 You're fired. 813 00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:11,196 Thank you. 814 00:37:11,264 --> 00:37:12,364 Geoffrey: You're welcome. 815 00:37:12,432 --> 00:37:17,169 Oh, I am sick of this place. I am sick of being stabbed. 816 00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:20,139 Geoffrey: I know, I know. 817 00:37:20,206 --> 00:37:23,008 So, what's next for mr. Nichols? 818 00:37:23,076 --> 00:37:24,043 Darren: I don't know. 819 00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:28,180 I might go to berlin. They understand me there. 820 00:37:28,248 --> 00:37:30,516 Artists are embraced as heroes in germany. 821 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:34,053 Geoffrey: Yeah, I understand hitler was a fine painter. 822 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,255 Ah, the tennant wit. It's nice to see 823 00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:40,359 It wasn't completely vapourized by the electroshock. 824 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:42,661 So, you're closing down the hamlet? 825 00:37:42,729 --> 00:37:46,198 Geoffrey: No, I'm gonna take it over. 826 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:49,101 Good, I hope it kills you this time. 827 00:37:49,169 --> 00:37:52,237 It might, but what the hell? 828 00:37:52,305 --> 00:37:56,442 Always the hero, geoffrey, the defender of integrity. 829 00:37:56,509 --> 00:37:57,843 It's pathetic. 830 00:37:57,911 --> 00:37:59,945 Geoffrey: Your know darren your problem is... 831 00:38:00,013 --> 00:38:01,947 You hate the theatre, you always have. 832 00:38:02,015 --> 00:38:04,783 Darren: I don't hate it. I pity it. 833 00:38:04,851 --> 00:38:08,821 Sad little medium, struggling to be heard. 834 00:38:08,888 --> 00:38:12,057 More people listen to the radio than go to the theatre, 835 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:14,293 And nobody listens to the radio. 836 00:38:14,361 --> 00:38:15,527 Goodbye, darren. 837 00:38:15,595 --> 00:38:18,831 Goodbye geoffrey. It's was fun. 838 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:29,875 Sloan: Darren nichols? 839 00:38:29,943 --> 00:38:31,110 Darren: Yes? 840 00:38:34,114 --> 00:38:35,481 I know the two of you are close. 841 00:38:35,548 --> 00:38:38,283 I feel very uncomfortable telling you these things. 842 00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:39,651 Oh no, please may. 843 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,453 If you think she's being unethical- 844 00:38:41,521 --> 00:38:45,090 No, it hasn't gotten to that point yet. 845 00:38:45,158 --> 00:38:47,626 She's convened board meetings without telling me. 846 00:38:47,694 --> 00:38:50,329 That is the extent of her duplicity. 847 00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:51,997 Wait, uh... 848 00:38:52,065 --> 00:38:53,332 Are you sure she's misleading you? 849 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,035 I mean... You couldn't have just forgot? 850 00:38:56,102 --> 00:38:56,969 You see? 851 00:38:57,037 --> 00:38:58,737 She's undermining my credibility. 852 00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:01,674 She's an opportunist, no, richard.Ant- 853 00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:05,744 She's building a power base, but I don't know why, exactly. 854 00:39:05,812 --> 00:39:08,347 Has she mentioned anything to you? 855 00:39:08,415 --> 00:39:09,581 No, no. 856 00:39:10,617 --> 00:39:11,984 Geoffrey: Richard... 857 00:39:12,052 --> 00:39:13,018 May! 858 00:39:13,086 --> 00:39:15,387 May: Oh, the trouble you've caused me, geoffrey. 859 00:39:15,455 --> 00:39:16,055 Geoffrey: I know. I know. 860 00:39:16,122 --> 00:39:17,856 May: I put my faith in you. 861 00:39:17,924 --> 00:39:20,526 I put my reputation on the line- 862 00:39:20,593 --> 00:39:21,493 Geoffrey: May, please. 863 00:39:21,561 --> 00:39:24,129 I am a turd, I know that, 864 00:39:24,197 --> 00:39:25,764 But I have finally done something. 865 00:39:25,832 --> 00:39:28,634 Something positive. 866 00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:30,736 What? You're going to see a therapist? 867 00:39:30,804 --> 00:39:32,404 (laughs) no. 868 00:39:33,206 --> 00:39:35,374 I fired darren nichols. 869 00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:36,475 Oh, god no. 870 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:38,677 Richard: Jesus christ. You can't do that. 871 00:39:38,745 --> 00:39:40,179 You don't have the authority. 872 00:39:40,246 --> 00:39:41,046 Really? Well I just did. 873 00:39:41,114 --> 00:39:42,748 He's on his way back to the weimar. 874 00:39:42,816 --> 00:39:43,482 Forget about him. 875 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:44,750 Richard: What about our hamlet? 876 00:39:44,818 --> 00:39:45,651 I'll direct it. 877 00:39:46,152 --> 00:39:47,252 You? 878 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,687 That's what you wanted in the first place, wasn't it? 879 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:51,557 That was before you went on a drunken stabbing spree. 880 00:39:51,624 --> 00:39:53,959 Geoffrey: Come on I barely broke his lilywhite skin. 881 00:39:54,027 --> 00:39:55,594 May, may I? 882 00:39:55,662 --> 00:39:57,329 Walk with me into the theatre, will you? 883 00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:59,198 Cast is assembled, I believe. 884 00:39:59,265 --> 00:40:01,333 Fine, just March out of here. 885 00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:03,869 Leave me with this public relations nightmare. 886 00:40:04,938 --> 00:40:09,074 Because apparently, I'm terrible with the press. 887 00:40:15,548 --> 00:40:16,749 (dials phone) 888 00:40:19,219 --> 00:40:20,986 Holly, can you talk? 889 00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:33,198 May: I'm glad to see you are focused, geoffrey. 890 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:38,170 Nothing focuses the mind like the sight of the gallows. 891 00:40:38,238 --> 00:40:39,271 May: Wait! 892 00:40:39,806 --> 00:40:40,472 I can't keep up. 893 00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:42,241 Geoffrey: Oh, I'm sorry. 894 00:40:42,308 --> 00:40:45,511 Geoffrey, something is happening. 895 00:40:45,578 --> 00:40:47,813 Oh, uh, come here. 896 00:40:47,881 --> 00:40:51,483 Anna, can you get may a glass of water please? 897 00:40:51,551 --> 00:40:52,918 May: I hate to sound dramatic, 898 00:40:52,986 --> 00:40:55,921 But I think there's going to be a coup d'etat. 899 00:40:55,989 --> 00:40:57,589 It's... 900 00:40:57,657 --> 00:40:59,391 That american woman, holly day, 901 00:40:59,459 --> 00:41:01,126 And I don't know who else, 902 00:41:01,194 --> 00:41:03,495 I'll do what I can to hold firm, 903 00:41:03,563 --> 00:41:06,165 And defend the integrity of the festival, 904 00:41:06,232 --> 00:41:08,701 But you've laid the groundwork for the opposition, I'm afraid. 905 00:41:08,768 --> 00:41:11,937 Oh I know, I know and I'm sorry. 906 00:41:12,005 --> 00:41:13,372 Go rehearse your play. 907 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,408 Just be prepared for a rough ride. 908 00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:18,777 (laughs) a rough ride? 909 00:41:18,845 --> 00:41:21,280 May, we've lost two weeks of rehearsal, 910 00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:23,449 The new director is a certified madman 911 00:41:23,516 --> 00:41:26,952 And hamlet is an action figure. 912 00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:31,223 It's going to be a god damned death March. 913 00:41:34,894 --> 00:41:35,728 You all right? 914 00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:38,063 Yes, dear. I'm fine, thank you. 915 00:41:38,131 --> 00:41:40,799 It's been a difficult time for everyone. 916 00:41:40,867 --> 00:41:42,735 Geoffrey just fired darren. 917 00:41:42,802 --> 00:41:44,837 Oh god! 918 00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:48,007 Oh I have such mixed feelings about that. 919 00:41:48,074 --> 00:41:49,575 No, it's good. I hate him. 920 00:41:49,642 --> 00:41:50,676 Do you want an asprin? 921 00:41:50,744 --> 00:41:52,511 No thanks. 922 00:41:52,579 --> 00:41:55,381 I thought you'd be at the board meeting. 923 00:41:55,448 --> 00:41:56,915 What board meeting? 924 00:41:56,983 --> 00:42:00,219 The one in the boardroom. It started at 9:00? 925 00:42:00,286 --> 00:42:02,254 (laughs) oh, yes. 926 00:42:02,322 --> 00:42:05,090 Well, I'm on my way. 927 00:42:05,158 --> 00:42:09,728 Geoffrey: Greetings, actors. I have news from my planet. 928 00:42:09,796 --> 00:42:13,766 Darren nichols is gone. He has been sent packing. 929 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:16,502 You will no longer see him or his post modern, 930 00:42:16,569 --> 00:42:19,038 Pseudo-brechtian, leather-clad school boy 931 00:42:19,105 --> 00:42:22,274 Buggery of a production design again. 932 00:42:22,342 --> 00:42:25,377 No there will be some of you who will be terrified to learn 933 00:42:25,445 --> 00:42:27,413 That I am taking over direction of this play. 934 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,248 There are others who will be thrilled 935 00:42:29,315 --> 00:42:31,283 Because you know that in my production 936 00:42:31,351 --> 00:42:32,284 There will be little danger 937 00:42:32,352 --> 00:42:34,887 Of you stepping in a pile of horse shit. 938 00:42:34,954 --> 00:42:36,155 (crazy laugh) 939 00:42:36,222 --> 00:42:37,322 But I think there is one thing 940 00:42:37,390 --> 00:42:39,425 That both the pro-geoffrey and anti-geoffrey camps 941 00:42:39,492 --> 00:42:41,493 Can agree upon, and that is that my reason 942 00:42:41,561 --> 00:42:43,696 May very well be hanging by a thread. 943 00:42:43,763 --> 00:42:45,831 Well my friends, it is my belief 944 00:42:45,899 --> 00:42:49,968 That the best stuff happens just before the thread snaps. 945 00:42:50,036 --> 00:42:53,405 So, take out your scripts, let's begin. 946 00:42:53,473 --> 00:42:54,506 And a free read of the play, 947 00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:57,343 Sitting, standing, walking, dancing, levitating, 948 00:42:58,445 --> 00:43:01,680 And maria, I imagine, we're still waiting for ellen. 949 00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:03,115 I'm here. 950 00:43:03,183 --> 00:43:04,149 Fantastic. 951 00:43:06,019 --> 00:43:07,519 Maria, off we go. 952 00:43:08,688 --> 00:43:09,788 All right, then. 953 00:43:09,856 --> 00:43:14,159 Hamlet, act 1 scene 1. Enter two sentinels. 954 00:43:16,796 --> 00:43:20,065 Nay, answer me. Stand and unfold yourself.E? 955 00:43:20,133 --> 00:43:21,633 Frank: Long live the king! 956 00:43:21,701 --> 00:43:23,035 Cyril: Bernardo? 957 00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:24,169 Frank: He. 958 00:43:24,237 --> 00:43:26,739 Cyril: You come most carefully upon your hour. 959 00:43:26,806 --> 00:43:31,577 Frank: Oh it 'tis now struck twelve, get thee to bed, francisco. 960 00:43:31,644 --> 00:43:34,213 Cyril: For this relief much thanks. 961 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,516 Holly: No, we are in this situation because of your bad judgment. 962 00:43:37,584 --> 00:43:40,786 Did you not walk into richard smith-jones' office and say, 963 00:43:40,854 --> 00:43:43,188 And I quote "this whole affair is disgraceful 964 00:43:43,256 --> 00:43:46,291 And I can't help but take responsibility for it?" 965 00:43:46,359 --> 00:43:48,093 Yes, I did say that. 966 00:43:48,161 --> 00:43:50,095 And yet you expect this board to believe 967 00:43:50,163 --> 00:43:52,031 That this latest insult, 968 00:43:52,098 --> 00:43:54,833 The impulsive firing of a director, 969 00:43:54,901 --> 00:43:56,602 Represents a step towards stability? 970 00:43:56,670 --> 00:43:57,836 It represents a possible- 971 00:43:57,904 --> 00:43:59,905 The fact is, ms. Silverstone, if you had bothered to attend 972 00:43:59,973 --> 00:44:01,473 The previous three board meetings- 973 00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:02,641 I was not informed- 974 00:44:02,709 --> 00:44:04,610 You would know that the board has taken steps to ensure 975 00:44:04,678 --> 00:44:08,414 That it will no longer have to depend on your judgment. 976 00:44:08,481 --> 00:44:12,151 What does that mean, exactly? 977 00:44:12,218 --> 00:44:16,355 I'll state it as plainly as I can. 978 00:44:16,423 --> 00:44:18,857 Effective immediately richard smith-jones 979 00:44:18,925 --> 00:44:21,226 Will assume the new position 980 00:44:21,294 --> 00:44:25,030 Of executive director of the new burbage theatre festival, 981 00:44:25,098 --> 00:44:27,533 With full veto power over its artistic director 982 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,502 And answering only to this board. 983 00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:32,304 Richard knows this? 984 00:44:32,372 --> 00:44:34,640 Everyone knows this, except you, apparently. 985 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:37,409 I was not informed of the meetings. 986 00:44:37,477 --> 00:44:38,844 Okay, ms. Silverstone, you were informed 987 00:44:38,912 --> 00:44:40,512 By phone and e-mail. 988 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:42,915 No, I was not! 989 00:44:42,982 --> 00:44:45,284 I have been left out of the loop, 990 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:47,653 Purposefully compromised. 991 00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:50,356 You have to realize what is happening here. 992 00:44:50,423 --> 00:44:51,724 This is a plot. 993 00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:53,992 There is some sort of conspiracy to- 994 00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:57,196 To destabilize what we have created. 995 00:44:57,263 --> 00:45:00,399 I was here in the very beginning 996 00:45:00,467 --> 00:45:04,003 When there was nothing but a tent! 997 00:45:04,070 --> 00:45:06,405 Board members: Oh my! Oh my god! 998 00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:09,241 Holly: Okay, someone call 911. 999 00:45:09,291 --> 00:45:13,841 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0